Sorry (I Broke Your Arms & Legs)

17 May 2025

Sam Wilson, Class 8C, is obviously the correct choice for Head Boy. He’s got the PowerPoint to prove it.

You’re So F**king Croydon!

3 May 2025

‘You’re SO F**king Croydon!’ is a bold, unapologetic dive into the female working-class experience and noughties club culture, seamlessly blending music, dance, comedy, spoken word, and Croydon’s most infamous celebrities.

The HandleBards: Much Ado About Nothing

17 September 2025

Pedalling from venue to venue with all of their set, props and costumes on the back of their bikes, the HandleBards are a four-strong troupe of actors who are spending the summer bringing environmentally sustainable Shakespeare to venues across the UK.

Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

16 September 2025

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.

IDEAL: Starring Johnny Vegas @ EPIC Studios

24 September 2025

Johnny Vegas stars as Moz, Manchester’s longest serving weed dealer, in a dope opera of epic proportions. Starring some of the hit BBC TV comedy’s most iconic characters and actors.